the Night of the Zombie Puppies!
Spawn from the League of Cujo are out on the streets!
With their glassy-eyed stares of cuteness,
they come to get you, tantalizing you with their
incessant furry wiggles, happy tails and
continual yelps of eerie joy.
They know you will not be able to resist.
You must give in, you must and you will be trampled
in their midst, run over as they make for their next victim.
They will not stop, not even to give a brief lick from their tongues
as they rampage through the night. Because ...
The Zombie Puppies are out to avenge all those of their
species who've had to endure names like Cuddles, Sweet'ums,
Sugar and made to wear costumes such as the ones below...
|Borrowed from Petnet.com|
|Borrowed from Petco.com|