A while back, oh, twenty-five years ago or so, cement geese
were the thing to have as a part of your yard decor,
especially on the front porch. Many homeowners dressed
their geese according to the seasons. They still do.
This Speedway resident adapted a toddler's Halloween
costume to fit her yard mascot. There are a few witches and
even a Frankengoose to be seen in other yards.
For the past couple years, plastic cadavers and body parts
can be seen emerging from front lawns.
There should be a broom sticking from the nether regions
of this witch, who evidently lost altitude during a test run, and
did a face plant at a home a couple blocks from my place.
I figure someone tampered with the evidence
to use the broom for their own
Trick-or-Treat ride Halloween night.
