It's a cow patty cupcake-palooza!
Technicolor invites to sugar comas to last
through the July 4th weekend.
Eat one, get an insulin spike and nod off
'til the fireworks start.
Eat the whole carton and you'll never
know the explosions and "rockets' red glare"
ever occurred.
Below, a baker has sketched an outline
for the on-going penis sweepstakes
over on the wonderful Cake Wrecks website.
This one is ready for a personal message:
"Dear Mr. Grey, I've found a fifty-first shade
I want to try with you."
The cawlerin' on this cake seems
a tad pissy, though.
