Sunday, July 6, 2014

Psychedelic Cow Patties

It's a cow patty cupcake-palooza!
Technicolor invites to sugar comas to last 
through the July 4th weekend.
Eat one, get an insulin spike and nod off
'til the fireworks start.
Eat the whole carton and you'll never
know the explosions and "rockets' red glare"
ever occurred.
Below, a baker has sketched an outline 
for the on-going penis sweepstakes
over on the wonderful Cake Wrecks website.
This one is ready for a personal message: 
"Dear Mr. Grey, I've found a fifty-first shade 
I want to try with you." 
The cawlerin' on this cake seems 
a tad pissy, though.


William Kendall said...

That's the first I've heard of cow patties in baking!

Speedway said...

Well, William, I think the brightly colored glops of icing all resemble the rounded dropping left by cows. 'Ceptin', of course the cows' will be varying shades of brown, and maybe a bit flatter.