Thursday, February 6, 2014

When A Wookie Breeds With A Bluestone Crab ...


...This is what results.
Very cleverly disguised as dried thistles,
they remain hidden in fields and gardens while their
parents go about their respective businesses -
crawling up on beaches to be eaten or, more sadly,
signing autographs at Star Wars conventions.


4 comments:

dive said...

Speedway, the things that happen in your head are sometimes truly scary.
Hilarious, though.

Speedway said...

Yeah, yeah, Dive. Where do you get that "scary" notion? I'm just a normal middle-aged woman. And Cousin Itt could have been the baby-daddy, too.

William Kendall said...

The first thing I thought of was Cousin Itt. Very funny!

Speedway said...

Hi, William. I thought od Cousin Itt, too, but I liked the word "Wookie" better.