Monday, March 18, 2013

Aaaagh! They Live Among Us!


All this time, I've held the belief that SpongeBob SquarePants 
is a cartoon character who only comes to life inside the TV.
I had no idea he rode around the Speedway neighborhoods on the 
back of a tiny humanoid with little pointy knitted ears.
Sadly, SpongeBob reminds me of myself at "that age,"
when I had big blue eyes and a pair of Chiclets for front teeth.
Still have the blue eyes, but had the teeth fixed.
Eyes, too, if truth be known.

5 comments:

dive said...

Beware, Speedway: cartoon characters are all real and they're coming to get you.

RamblingRound said...

This is the second scary picture in a row that I've seen today! :)

Speedway said...

Dive, does that mean "Who Killed Roger Rabbit?" was a documentary after all?

Terrifying, isn't it, RR?

dive said...

I always took it to be the gospel truth, Speedway.

Speedway said...

And so, ever since you've been looking for a girl who both looks and sings like Jessica Rabbit?