It's cheap and tacky, glittery and shiny,
but somehow so damn pretty I just stand in
awe of it's colorful sparkle.
I wouldn't wear it, but somehow
it inspires fantasies that a flash of sequins
will still, somehow, suddenly make me
the most desirable woman in history.
Look out world! Cheap rhinestones, nylon and
polyester lace is suddenly going to restore
perky boobs and long legs.