"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
- Wayne Gretzky
Is he operating her like some ventriloquist's dummy?
Yeh, like any man all he wants to hear is "Oh, baby, you're so-o-o handsome, you're so-o-o smart, and I love the way you dress like a doof." Maybe she's a sex doll he's dressed in his own clothes and he uses his hand to "operate" her. Anyway, if she was a ventriloquist's dummy, wouldn't he have her hand up her bum? Eeuuuuwww!
Mercifully, it's only hand puppets who have to endure/enjoy that treatment; the vent dummies are operated just like the one in the picture.Oh, my! Now I'm going to have They Might Be Giants' "Put Your Hand Inside The Puppet Head" spinning round my tiny little brain.
I think they're creepy, no matter where one puts one's hands.
They scurry around at night when nobody's looking and there's probably one watching you right now.Hee hee.
Oh, hell, and when I shoot the little creep will I be put on trial for two murders because his operator was attached by the hand he had up "Gabby's" dirt button?
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