Tuesday, September 11, 2012

The Happy Gnome

Not to be outdone by a mere cloud (see here), 
this garden gnome will be happy 
to show you his large, purple friend.
My only concern is why the little fella 
hasn't fainted because of all 
the blood rushing from his head.
Oh, yeah, he's plaster. Doh!

See "truth in media"
disclaimer shown above,
or I'd be relegated to the tabloid 
category in no time.


dive said...


Dammit … Now I'll be singing Bowie's The Laughing Gnome all evening.

Speedway said...

The gnome and his trouser trout are in the front yard of a home about a half mile from where I live. Another one of those things I'd seen in the past, without ever noticing the lil fella is spectacularly endowed.