The breeze moved, I dunno, something as I walked past a corner in Speedway.
I caught sight of it in the corner of my eye and paused to look down the
street to figure out what it was. A covered birdbath? Christmas wrappings
escaped from the trash heap only to get caught in a bush?
With twigs for arms and red pom-poms for hair, a child's first snowman
created an eye-catching presence in the neighborhood,
reminding me of Cousin Itt from the Addams Family cartoons and
TV series. This little fella, though, seemed to be the spawn
from Cousin Itt's lusty assignations with a Hollywood cheerleader.
I can just see all that chirpy cheerfulness
fitting into the Addams' happy home.