I have never seen a snowman that resembles in any way
the smoothly contoured, rotund images that appear in holiday stories.
Instead they are usually rudely piled mounds of asymmetrical
proportions. The one above got a smile made from cherry licorice
sticks, painted fingers, and a plastic hydrant for a hat.
The pair below got some sort of brightly colored balls for
their features, but the one on the left just has to be male because
his eyes show him to have spied a pair of cold boobies that
caused his plastic, pearly smile --
"Yikes! Zounds! Wowie!"
Eh, whatever, guy, you leave me cold.
"Yikes! Zounds! Wowie!"
Eh, whatever, guy, you leave me cold.
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Ahem …
"Ahem"? *Ahem*? Aye-hem with three dots after?
You get an amorphous stack of snow wearing a pair of glasses on its forehead. a licorice smile, nail polish and a fire hydrant for a hat, as well as a snowman with bugged-out eyes that look like cold boobies, and all you have to say is "Ahem." Ok, then just wait til you see Cousin Itt's Cousin Whazzit.
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