Listed above are the side dishes available at a neighborhood restaurant.
1) The difference between "green beans" and "fresh green beans"
is that the first are canned while the second are freshly picked.
2) I did go into the store to tell a near-by waitress that "beats" was,
in this instance, misspelled. She corrected it immediately.
But not before I got the picture.
That's when I learned about the green beans.
So, parents, if your kids are coming home covered
in purple stains, just know they've been taking part
in neighborhood beet fights.