Goose Dressing

A while back, oh, twenty-five years ago or so, cement geese 

were the thing to have as a part of your yard decor, 

especially on the front porch. Many homeowners dressed

their geese according to the seasons. They still do.

This Speedway resident adapted a toddler's Halloween

costume to fit her yard mascot. There are a few witches and

even a Frankengoose to be seen in other yards.

For the past couple years, plastic cadavers and body parts

can be seen emerging from front lawns.

There should be a broom sticking from the nether regions 

of this witch, who evidently lost altitude during a test run, and

did a face plant at a home a couple blocks  from my place. 

I figure someone tampered with the evidence 

to use the broom for their own 

Trick-or-Treat ride Halloween night.