I love these signs and especially want
The deer is perched at the wrong angle though,
making it look more like he's lying down on the road
after an unfortunate face-to-face with a vehicle.
Which brings to mind a question -
After a century or so of these encounters,
shouldn't the deer species have started to
weed out the gene for running willy-nilly into
the road in favor of the one
that says "Stop ... and listen?"
I'd also like to combine the wording
on the Doberman Pinscher sign
with the one for the turtle, to warn
evil-doers they have 2.8 weeks to leave
before she takes a chunk out of their toes.